Winter Snow - Protecting The Sacred Scrolls

[Joseph Bronson]

Portals, Worm Holes, Time Travel

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Vibrating into other Dimensions are real.

And so is the tale that I am about to tell.

I am one of the immortals. I am here to protect the sacred scrolls. I live deep in the mountains and spend my time in training. The wisdom of the sacred scrolls was a gift given to me by the ancient Kung Fu Master Lo Han. Master Lo Han is a warrior of great renown that travels between dimensions fighting evil and darkness where ever he finds it. Or, should I say, where ever it finds him.
I live a quiet life assuming the guise of a simple Kung Fu teacher in a small town. I lay low for if the enemies of goodness and light were to find me they would try to take the sacred scrolls. If they gain access to the knowledge within the scrolls all would be lost and darkness would rule for a thousand years.
On Tuesday January 26th I awoke early in the morning to do my usual farm chores, study the ancient scrolls and train. My plan, as it is most days, was to finish my morning and then head into town to teach my Kung Fu students. My hope is to find a worthy student that will be a good guardian for the scrolls once I take my place fighting evil beside Master Lo Han.
This day there was something strange in the air. When I first stepped out my front door the air was much warmer that I had anticipated. Being adept at the warrior arts also means that one pays attention to nature. Close observation of nature is one of the tools a warrior uses to decipher what will happen in the near future. So, with the air being much warmer than I had anticipated I knew that something was not right. As I came out of the barn after feeding the horses I heard a strange sound in the trees. I looked up and there they were. A small band of 9 Ninja warriors had found me. It was not the first time this had happened but none of the ones before had ever survived our encounters. How these Ninja had found me I will never know. They had come for the scrolls. It was time to do battle. I knew I must win or all would be lost. If the scrolls were taken to their Master Tsoagonnakilu (Pronounced So-Gonna-Kill-You) then all would be lost and evil would win. But this type of encounter is what I spend all of my time training for. Don't forget that the only way to kill an immortal is to cut off their head. These Ninjas new that and their swords were razor sharp. None of this bothered me. A warrior is always ready for battle. But these Ninja had a trick up their sleeve. They had brought with them a weather sorceress!!

She was an evil looking creature with malice in her eyes. I knew that I must stop her or she would bring some kind of weather destruction into this area and harm many people. Suddenly the Ninja attacked. Not one at a time but all at the same time. I pulled out my double hook swords but then something terrible happened. The temperature dropped suddenly and it began to snow. As you might have guessed it is much more difficult to fight in the snow. The battle raged on but by the second hour I had only defeated 6 of the Ninjas and the last 3 were the strongest. Why was it taking so long you might ask? The answer was because the weather sorceress had been doing her job and there was already 2 inches of snow on the ground.

We fought furiously but by the time I had finished off the last Ninja there was 6 inches of snow on the ground. I looked up in the trees and locked eyes with the sorceress. She knew that without the Ninja to protect her I would end her life within the next few moments. But suddenly she did something quite unexpected. She stood up completely straight on the end of a branch of one of the tallest fir trees. She mumbled some strange words, spun around three times counter clock wise and disappeared!
This was bad news. Number one there was 6 inches of snow on the ground and I knew I would never make it to the school to teach my students. I was snowed in on top of my mountain. Number two the sorceress got away. She is the only living being that knows where I am, therefore she knows where the sacred scrolls are at. This is bad very bad. But that is a weight that I must bear.

If you are a Tuesday student, please accept my apology for letting the weather sorceress get the best of me. Kids can make up the class missed by coming to our Saturday morning class held from 10:00 AM till 10:45 AM. Adults can make up class by coming to our adult Saturday morning class held from 9:00 AM till 9:45 AM. If you need to make other arrangements then please call me at 503-472-6656